Fashion Week so far…

What sad, sad collections this season. Below a few of the best, I can’t even talk about it… Diane Von Furstenberg  Costello Tagliapietra

Pam Anderson rides again!

We knew once mainstream media rejected Pam she would slink back to her roots. Pam Anderson has struck a deal with world famous Parisian strip club Crazy Horse. Pam will performing there on Valentine’s Day possibly on the back of a Harley Davidson blah blah blah.How white trash.  

Mac Pro is dangerous

So I accidentally hit my foot on the edge of my Mac Pro tower. The fuckin thing is so sharp that it sheared the skin right off my foot. I was left with a 1 inch x 1 inch piece of exposed flesh leaking blood like a drip sprinkler system. Luckily, I have pirate bandages, [...]

Janet lives!

go to janetjackson.com to hear some new cuts from Janet’s upcoming album Discipline. It sounds like its gonna be great!!  

Damn you Sullivan!

This has totally happened to me…  The Sullivan nod, developed by restaurant consultant Jim Sullivan, is a sales technique used to create a subconscious suggestion to a customer to purchase one of a list of items. Picture this: Your server approaches your table, welcomes you to the restaurant, and then recites a list of specials. At [...]

Shit the hell up

Apparently I have a potty mouth. The predictive text feature on my iPhone assumes I want to type “shit” instead of “shut”. I can’t believe that shut.

2008 Winter Collections

Apparently Alexander McQueen has been spending some time hugging the toilet bowl from the look of this “coat”, can we say bathroom rug? I wont lie, I’d rock it, but maybe not with those trim African pants.Has Alexander been hanging with Conrad Kaneshiro? I guess I’d better call and find out.   And this mess looks like [...]

Ann Coulter Supports Clinton over McCain

Even  Mann fucking Coulter is supporting Clinton over McCain. Thats really fuckin crazy.