Pam Anderson rides again!

We knew once mainstream media rejected Pam she would slink back to her roots. Pam Anderson has struck a deal with world famous Parisian strip club Crazy Horse. Pam will performing there on Valentine’s Day possibly on the back of a Harley Davidson blah blah blah.How white trash.  

Wear your sunscreen

Dear Pam,Makeup is your friend, please don’t leave home without it. We made you rich, the least you can do is beat that mug.