Fashionbeasta's Tragic Kingdom

Fashion Week so far…

fashionbeasta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:12:43 +0000

What sad, sad collections this season. Below a few of the best, I can’t even talk about it… Diane Von Furstenberg Costello Tagliapietra

Pam Anderson rides again!

fashionbeasta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:33:43 +0000

We knew once mainstream media rejected Pam she would slink back to her roots. Pam Anderson has struck a deal with world famous Parisian strip club Crazy Horse. Pam will performing there on Valentine’s Day possibly on the back of a Harley Davidson blah blah blah.How white trash.

Mac Pro is dangerous

fashionbeasta — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:24:14 +0000

So I accidentally hit my foot on the edge of my Mac Pro tower. The fuckin thing is so sharp that it sheared the skin right off my foot. I was left with a 1 inch x 1 inch piece of exposed flesh leaking blood like a drip sprinkler system. Luckily, I have pirate bandages, and although they don’t stick very well they certainly look cute <3

Janet lives!

fashionbeasta — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:40:54 +0000

go to janetjackson.com to hear some new cuts from Janet’s upcoming album Discipline. It sounds like its gonna be great!!

Damn you Sullivan!

fashionbeasta — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:02:40 +0000

This has totally happened to me… The Sullivan nod, developed by restaurant consultant Jim Sullivan, is a sales technique used to create a subconscious suggestion to a customer to purchase one of a list of items. Picture this: Your server approaches your table, welcomes you to the restaurant, and then recites a list of specials. At some point during the rundown, your server nods by about 10 to 15 degrees. This happens just when he or she wants you to choose a particular item. Perhaps the nod arrives at the very mention of an expensive cocktail or a slab of cake dripping in chocolate fudge. It won’t be an overly obvious nod — the server doesn’t want to distract you — but it will be subtle and of course, suggestive.Beware: The nod, best implemented with lists of five or more items, is effective 60 to 70 percent of the time.reprinted from www.thatsfit.com

Shit the hell up

fashionbeasta — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:36:26 +0000

Apparently I have a potty mouth. The predictive text feature on my iPhone assumes I want to type “shit” instead of “shut”. I can’t believe that shut.

2008 Winter Collections

fashionbeasta — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:16:14 +0000

Apparently Alexander McQueen has been spending some time hugging the toilet bowl from the look of this “coat”, can we say bathroom rug? I wont lie, I’d rock it, but maybe not with those trim African pants.Has Alexander been hanging with Conrad Kaneshiro? I guess I’d better call and find out. And this mess looks like it’s made from the hair Venus And Serena Williams left on the floor at the hair shop. Get it together Cavalli, you aren’t just designing for Michael Jackson (anymore).

Ann Coulter Supports Clinton over McCain

fashionbeasta — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:57:21 +0000

Even Mann fucking Coulter is supporting Clinton over McCain. Thats really fuckin crazy.

WTF Prada

fashionbeasta — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:33:17 +0000

Dear Miuccia,this isn’t even a real watch, which would be fine if it was cute. But it’s not. So why even make it? Just to pad your wallet? Stop being fuckin greedy. Give us stuff that rocks, not stuff that sucks. Thanks

Mr. Golden Bulge

fashionbeasta — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:00:45 +0000

According to the Armani Exchange website this spring will not only bring new selections of Armani underwear, but also video of David wearing the new styles. I cant fucking wait.